8oo:
i think the coolest thing would be to see a new color
30 years from now
a man is sitting in the doctor’s office waiting for his prognosis
“What’s going to happen to me, doctor”
“that awkward moment when we have to amputate, Lol :P and you’re just like, NO ME GUSTA and im just like, you mad bro, haha medical degree swagggg”
okay i need to talk about an issue
so like does anyone remember the shrek 2 dvd
and how it had this:
and then like…there was for no reason simon cowell
and he seriously sat on a fuckin panel with shrek and fiona like this was a regular fuckin thing for them
and then like at the end u could choose which act u wanted to win and if u chose a really horrible one simon would throw the letter away and just declare himself the winner
…
we need to talk about this.
in the next life i hope im a dragon so i can kill large groups of men more quickly and efficiently #feminism
THIS IS NOT FEMINISM!
for fuck’s sake!
feminism is about equality! not hating men and wanting them all dead! that’s sexist!
FEMINISM IS ABOUT EQUALITY
fucking learn that!actually feminism is about burning men to a crisp and eating all their livestock
i hate those things were its like ‘describe yourslef and ill say if id date you’ becuz you can legit make anything/one sound nice, like ‘tall, brown hair, blue-grey eyes, charismatic, vegetarian, very passionate about stuff’ and youre probably thinking wow that sounds pretty good, little did u kno i just described hitler
She was identifying which plants and berries are poisonous. She was quizzing herself. It’s foreshadowing because she later dies from eating poisonous berries; in the book, it’s seen as a foolish mistake, but because of this scene, it has implications of suicide.
it’s actually not funny at all to label yourself as a “strong black woman” if you’re none of those things please stop you’re racist and misogynistic and embarrassing yourself
I bet $100 that if it was “strong WHITE woman” instead; this post wouldn’t exist, because it wouldn’t be “racist” anymore.
post about racist thing to say wouldn’t exist if a racist thing wasnt said? wow that’s very observant of you.
If someone tells you a racist, sexist or homophobic joke, don’t get mad at them. Just tell them you don’t get it. Keep telling them you don’t get it until they are forced to explain why women/minorities/homosexuals are stupid/etc.
Then just walk away.
This is actually the best possible reaction, because this way you don’t just get them mad, you get them to think
